Tom asked his mom: "Why does tofu never get lost?" Mom: "I don't know." Tom: "Because it's so soft that everyone holds it up!"
Best used for: Good for family dinners
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Cold Jokes Collection
A curated collection of groan-worthy cold jokes perfect for breaking the ice
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Do you know why penguins aren't afraid of polar bears? Because penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole. They never meet!
Best used for: Also a fun fact
Variations (1)
- Follow up: Why don't polar bears move south? Visa issues.
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Jake went to see a doctor. The doctor said: "Your liver isn't doing well." Jake: "Can I get a better one?" Doctor: "...This isn't a phone case swap."
Best used for: Doctor visit humor
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Teacher asks Lily: "What's one plus one?" Lily: "I don't know." Teacher: "Go ask your parents." Lily asks mom, who's cooking: "Don't bother me!" Asks dad, who's watching sports: "Goal!" Next day, teacher asks again. Lily: "Don't bother me, goal!"
Best used for: Classic schoolkid joke
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Why don't crabs ever share? Because they're shellfish (selfish)!
Best used for: Classic English pun
Variations (1)
- Why are shrimp so generous? They always come out of their shell.
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